My wife bought a new nightlight for the hallway outside the bedrooms.
Last night as we went to bed she looked at the light coming from the other side of our bedroom door.
"Why didn’t you turn off the hall light?"
I reply, “I did that’s the new nightlight you bought.”
"There no way in fuck that is coming from our nightlight!"
I slither out of the bed and open our door revealing the light in emanating from the little bulb by my legs.
She bursts out, “what the fuck is that thing- a portal to narnia?!”
I laughed for a good 5 minutes.
My kids are playing “end of the world zombie tag”
My daughter said “magic words” to bring the zombie to life.
As he gurgles and stands he says. “You summoned me with the wrong words. Now I am fast and will come after you!”
Necromancer ‘s lesson: always choose your words carefully.
Happy birthday, “The Addams Family” TV show.
My father in law is also ready for this.
if you have your doubts here he is at the packer game.
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